what is Home in an Hour abbreviated?

The abbreviated name of “Home in an Hour” is HIAH. It is said to be more enjoyable when spoken with exclamations at the end. ie: HIAH!!!!!!!!!

Can I get home faster if I say “HIAH!!!!!”?

Whilst tempting to say yes, yes you indeed get to skip traffic and get home faster, maybe even half the time— it is undetermined wether any acceptable evidence was documented to support this theory

Why must it be an hour?

An hour is a long enough time to feel guilty about not doing anything whilst simultaneously being too short a time to commit to doing anything of real substance. There is a high chance that others who tell you otherwise are braggarts or liars.

Where’s Home?

that place where they keep donor’s hearts before the surgery